Centrefold, Theodore # 1965

Number of raging bush fires: 3              Number of dummy spits: 1 

Run Report: Mixo- useless map -69/10. Scarlet- piece of shit map, good views. HILLS! 10/10.

Charges: 
Pugwash for alcohol abuse. 
Boop and Crunchy for visiting a coffee shop. (it's better than the down down muck!) 
Fluid movement for giving Pink Bitch a hernia. 
Gerbils for back marking out of laziness. 
Ankle Biter was gnawed on by a wombat (?) 
Infallible forgot the dray (& Seedless)

Shirt twins- HF & Poo Shooter. Shoe twins- Greasy & Pug Wash

Cheers and happy heavenly hashing to TULIP EATER who can enjoy an eternal down down in Hashy Heaven. He died on trail in Cambodia. And like a sausage roll was wrapped up in a blanket and carried off the trail by his hash mates. On On!!

Returnees: Pink Bitch, Fluid Movement, Duck head, Drunken tiger, Easy, Ankle Biter, Squatter, JR, Bushman & Matilda, Pug Wash & Stick Date.

Birthdays: Bushman, Dicky Knee & Sun Bean.

Anniversaries:  JR 1050 runs. Gerbils 606 runs. MTPU 1044 runs. Poosh 424 runs. SuEllen 1010 runs.

Awards: None awarded this week, as no-one bought them. Although an honourable mention for Blue Hawaii for her tenacity. With a busted hand she doesn’t have the dexterity to drink from a glass so she goes right ahead and has a whole jug instead. WOOHOO go the Harriette!!!

Cracker of the week: It was already stale.

Bush fire update: CL & Sunshine stuck in Callaroo due to some smoky, hot, burny type weather.